The Keys

Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.

The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.

by B52C69007 March 2, 2022

bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard that people place their hands on because they feel good.

"Ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, lemmie feel 'em."

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

key-mani

A boy / men who is a player who likes to trick girls into likeing him with his charm , smartness , or so called loyalty .

Key-mani : *use's charm* hey Hanna do you wanna go out or something ?

Hanna : *instantly has a crush on him* yes .

Key-mani : *it worked*

by Lil bow sweet August 6, 2019

Yeah Key

Yeah key yeah, no key no no no

Bob: Yeah key!

Bad Bob: no key!
Bob: *kills bad bob*

by Yeahkey April 24, 2025

kei lugo

a very patient, funny, amazing, all around good person and wonderful to be around and not to mention incredibly handsome! probably has dyed curly hair and a gf of average height that he picks on for being little and a masochist WHICH IS NOT TRUE!!!

"oh my wowza who is that very segc gamor boy over there?" "that's kei lugo and he's taken btw" *immense sobbing noises*

by notgogi January 8, 2022

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

Kei

Kei is nervous, polite, and likes to put on a front. He doesn’t like himself all that much, and sometimes; he doesn’t want to continue on, but he’ll do his best for his friends. Kei has a past that he’s trying to move on from, and that he hides from his friends. He may not understand things sometimes, but he’s trying his best.

Person 1: Where’s Kei?
Person 2: I think he’s at volleyball. He has class on Fridays.

by Keee123 June 9, 2023