Cousin Josh

7’2 certified redneck with hella tattoos and a massive cock

don’t fuck with cousin josh that fool will end you.

by da coochie killa January 16, 2021

Josh knox

This man forcefully puts himself ontop of unwanting women and if hes lucky and she actually wants it (shes a minger) he might get a few/5 fingers up his fudge hole

(Pov a fat girl) oh ye last night i sliped all 5 fingers in josh knox

by Grampy Ron April 10, 2022

Josh barns

A fat cunt with an overhang bigger than kory and draws furry porn

It’s a fat cunt called josh barns

by Josh barns April 21, 2019

Josh Hill

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Josh Hill is large

by obama hater 6422 August 27, 2021

Straight Josh

Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”

Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.

Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?

by Duckfood May 1, 2019

Drunk and Josh

When you’re drunk af but you don’t want your brother from another mother to know about it

*Heydjdkck drakefkfkfnfj”

“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now”

“What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”

by tap-dncr22 March 24, 2019

Josh(ua)

This is the name of someone named Josh or Joshua. This person is strong, passionate, honest, loyal, hot, and most of all forgiving. If you are going through a horrible time in your life and you can't be there for the people around you, this person will always stand by your side and make you stronger in your weakest moment. they will never judge you or hurt you and they will always be there when you need them (even if you may have been an asshole, they will still be there for you) ♥️

Person 1: Oh my gosh my life sucks so much right now I'm panicking and scared!
Josh(ua): I'm here for you. I promice. If you need anything at all let me know and I will do it.
Person 1: Even though I was an asshole to you earlier?
Josh(ua): Don't worry about it, I forgive you. Just focus on being happy right now.
Person 1: Thank you so much, I don't know what I would do without you!

by The favorite <3 November 21, 2022