brother josh

he ran away, I think

me "hey mum, where's my brother josh?"
mum "idk"

by georgelover99.6 November 22, 2018

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Josh barns

A fat cunt with an overhang bigger than kory and draws furry porn

It’s a fat cunt called josh barns

by Josh barns April 21, 2019

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Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”

Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.

Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?

by Duckfood May 1, 2019

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