Wood Joke

An extremely lame, boring or overtold joke. Also used to describe anyone trying too hard to be funny.

Almost all knock-knock jokes are prime examples of Wood Jokes.

by Dr. Code May 13, 2005

cock jockey

a relatively short man or woman who jumps up and down on a penis or strap on, imitating the action of a horse jockey.

"I was a cock jockey last night when Bill thrusted is man meat in my ass."

by HighLitedHelion February 27, 2009

cock-smoking sausage jockey

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.

Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!

by merryment May 8, 2005

Joke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a ferari?

I don't have a ferari in my garage.
XD

shits wrong, but funny as hell
funniest joke ever

by ASDFfdsa12345%$#@! June 10, 2011

dry joke

When a joke is not funny at all and no one who heard the joke got it or laughed.

...Wow that was one dry joke.

by XXpotatopickerXX June 6, 2010

Knob Jockey

absolute idiot.
total plank.

When driving along and some 'knob jockey' cuts you up and you nearly have an accident.

by Snoopy Brown October 3, 2003

sausage jockey

someon who rides cock
(tim wicks)also see bonesmoker

tim wicks is a sausage jockey

by i hate tim May 19, 2003