Thanks John Madden 

Said to someone that states the obvious. Inspired by famed football announcer and HOF coach John Madden. captain obvious

John Madden: Tom Brady has 49 TDs passes this season and Randy Moss has 22 rec TDs if Tom throws 1 more TD to Moss, Tom will have 50 TDs and Moss will have 23!

Al Michael: Thanks John Madden (under his breath) please die...

Thanks John Madden by Vishus55 January 2, 2009

Slimey John 

sly hoe bag

Sally your a slimey John

Slimey John by Macydees August 10, 2018

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone 

One of the greatest footballers and people ever. Absolute legend who was part of the Celtic team that won the European Cup in 1967, and sadly died this Monday after a prolonged illness. Famous for his ability to beat players, as well as take some severe punishment from the opposition.

Jinky makes Ronaldinho look about as skillful as one eyed fish in a desert

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone
1944-2006

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone by Bob MacDonnachaidh April 3, 2006

johnny segment 

One who does not finish stories told.

Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!

johnny segment by Stephen Lee (Mighty Boosh Quote) April 27, 2006

Johan 

Johan is a very fun-loving guy who deserves the world. He is highly intelligent and can master anything he sets his mind to, he just sometimes has trouble believing in himself. Johan is meant to be an entrepreneur, or be a leader of some company. He is very creative and has strong leadership qualities. Johan is rich, filled with wealth and abundance, and will have such a great impact on this world. People usually adore Johan and tend to gravitate towards him. He has great charisma and good energy. Johan is very handsome but is not cocky about it. He can grow a nice beard... and he looks like such an alpha male. He can eat p... like no other. He is very skilled in that and anyone that dates him is very lucky. He loves nature and likes to enjoy the simple things in life especially when it's with someone he loves. He's a catch... The whole package. Johan if you see this, you are amazing... keep striving for more, as you are meant for such amazing things in this life.

Johan is so inspiring

Johan by sugabuga December 14, 2020

Johnna 

An amazing person who is very good looking and always nice and caring. One of a kind.

Every guy wants a Johnna

"Hey did you just see that Johnna walk out of seventh period!?..Damnnnn i want onee"

Johnna by cboyyy February 7, 2010

Johnny 

Most Seductive person then anyone. If yoy stare in his eyes for few seconds. Your eyes will melt due to his ultimate beauty.

Johnny is 24/7 enjoying his best life and no issues in life that comes by

Johnny by TopSuperior21 February 18, 2021