Jontae-ing

The act of turning up and being loose and funny as hell while being fueled by alcohol and a wide array of drugs to the point that one might be considered ignorant at this time.

This party is is kind of boring I need some liquor so I can start jontae-ing.

by Chop tha block August 14, 2025

Today-ing

That decision point when you wake up and decide whether or not you will be 'today-ing' or whether you ought just take a dump and go back to bed.

A"w fuck it, Im not going to be today-ing today."
"Tomorrow I might try today-ing if the weather is nice."
"Yesterday I smoked dope all day long. I was today-ing all day"
WARNING: Should you find yourself falling through a portal to a black hole that is threatening the fabric of existence, try todaying yesterday. It may save humanity for tomorrow.

by AvastMeHearties September 3, 2025

Stard0ge-ing it

When some guy is spewing random internet memes and it makes the rest of the people in the room feel like they all lost at least 5 brain cells.

"He was Stard0ge-ing it in call all night last night, it was insane."

"Hey guys, can we stop Stard0ge-ing it?"

by MPjailtime September 9, 2025

MoShankar-ing

To play all possible sides, without ever allying with anyone. A flawed strategy, built on the even more flawed idea that being indecisive and entirely friendless somehow puts you at an advantage. Functionally synonymous to being untrustworthy, being a "snake," or being universally disliked/excluded.

Man: I don't really want to take sides, they're both my friends

Woman: Dude, one of them is clearly wrong. Quit MoShankar-ing around.

by Apollo strangeburdens September 19, 2025

Benford-ing

American Football Term.

Refers to Christian Benford. A 6th round pick who easily beat out a 1st round pick at the same position. So essentially if you are Benford-ing, you are performing better than the guy ahead of you.

Man, Deone Walker in Benford-ing right now!

by Kingcorpse September 19, 2025

Pasta-ing

Same idea of "noodling" which is using your hand to catch catfish, except you use your finger to catch "brown trout"

I told that girl I was gonna put my finger in her butt, to which she replied "Oh, I love pasta-ing"

by TheRealApoc January 17, 2025

Stephen "Hauk"ing

When a girl is giving a blowjob and her neck gets tired, so she rests it on her shoulder and continues slobbing that knob.

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl started doing the Stephen Hauking...

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl had to perform the Stephen "Hauk"ing."

by The blumpqueen January 31, 2025