hairy hole

a male with a very hairy asshole
a lot of straight people tend to say it when they see their friends hole or show their hole a lot of roadman say this
oi mate come eat my dirty hairy hole”
by L3BLOCK June 20, 2023
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Hairy Mongrel

When someone man or women that has not trimmed or groomed their pubic hair in a very long time.
by Now What October 18, 2019
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Hairy Turban

Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.
He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.
by Hernando Fernando April 03, 2008
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Hairy gnome

A short gnome with a long beard.
David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”
by The Fat Chav July 04, 2021
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Hairy Snowman

My mum in the bath. Probably your mum in the bath.
"What's that white furry thing in the corner?"

"Oh, just my hairy snowman."
by Graham29andahalf July 19, 2014
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Hairy Hams

Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.
Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams
by Devljm May 12, 2014
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