hairy butterfly

An elegant way of describing a hairy minge.

Darling, you have a hairy butterfly ,might be time for a shave.

by anonymous January 15, 2025

Hairy Bolster

A slightly mouldy dog nugget that has a spiky coat.

Mind your step, matey, you nearly tripped on a hairy bolster!

by Bearzuka September 18, 2020

Hairy Martinez

The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.

"OMG Becky you need to wax your mustache, it looks like Chad gave you a Hairy Martinez last night."

by Deputy Derp June 25, 2019

Hairy Tunnel

A girl who`s Vagina is so loose she can fit almost anything in there.

"Lets go upstairs and have sex Ashley"
"Alright lets go"
"Just to warn you I have a Very loose vagina. Its like a Hairy Tunnel I can fit a lot of things in there."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Hairy vanbrackle

The small tuft of hair above the small of the back.

When he wears that crop top his hairy vanbrackle pops.

by Bees33 September 21, 2023

Hairy Tarantula

A vagina that is so hairy it appears to be a tarantula

Dude, that girls got a Hairy Tarantula!

by Ballz12354 February 17, 2022

hairy pocket

Vagina

Howabout that hairy pocket tho

by notAllNames November 28, 2017