as guilty as diddy

when you know you did something but they cant prove it

Dylan is in court for murder. When he committed the murder, there was no cameras.

Dylan to his lawyer,: "I'm as guilty as diddy 😂"

Lawyer: "Damn Right" *shoulder pat*

by MeowzerDefinitions July 7, 2025

ele-guilt

The guilt a person feels from wasting time on electronics. Pronounced EL-uh-guilt.

I didn't do my homework because I wanted to play video games, and now I'm feeling ele-guilt.

by Fenyx Stygios July 13, 2025

The Guillotine

What we're all going to write in if the major political parties don't start putting up better candidates.

"Which of these morons do you think is the lesser of two evils?"
"No, didn't you hear? We're all going to write in The Guillotine to send a message that we're sick and tired of this shit."

by Publius0987 August 9, 2025

Raccoon Guillotine

When the asshole is trained tirelessly to reach peak physical excellence. This asshole will become so strong that it can decapitate an adult raccoon with a single flex.

Caiden’s so tight! He’s got a real case of a raccoon guillotine

by Lord Tickle August 28, 2025

willy guillotine

A toilet seat, that when put up soon falls back down again.

Fucking hell mate, you didn’t warn me about your willy guillotine! Your toilet seat nearly chopped my knob off!

by hey gringo October 17, 2025

Survivors guilt

happens when individuals feel guilty after they survive a tragic, near death, or traumatic event when others perished.

He carried the weight of survivors guilt, wondering why he was the one who made it out alive.

by Mexicanbuttholecheeksgod October 29, 2025

Survivors guilt

The feeling of disgust against oneself after surviving something traumatic. This brings on alot of self-blame.

"His hands still lingered on me. I feel disgusting.. Survivors guilt huh..? "

by Pr3tty Gh0ul November 1, 2025