the golden guard

The golden guard (aka hunter) is the hottest character ever existed

Have you seen the golden guard without his mask? He looks so good.

by HunterMyBeloved July 19, 2021

Gumping

The act of sleeping with someone that is special needs

Last night at the party I walked in on shane gumping my retarded sister

by Ironheade March 27, 2021

Jeremiah Van Guilder

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.

Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"

by visual-inspiration@tumblr October 11, 2011

Guitar Wave

When you play Guitar Hero for a while and then you look away from the screen at the ground and it appears as if your floor is moving like a wave.

We played Guitar Hero II for three straight hours and saw the trippy-est guitar wave!

by Devin KPC June 21, 2008

Gurst

Is an expression for someone who is really anticipating something or an expression of extreme happiness and euphoria.

Hold up man, I'll be there in five minutes. I see your super gurst to smoke bro.

by birdman JD March 25, 2011

Barney-guarding job

A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.

The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.

Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?

Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.

Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.

Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.

by ChrisJLee March 9, 2007

Peer Guardian

A P2P protection program that prevents malevolent servers from accessing your computer while you illegally download movies, TV shows, music, books, and other types of "intellectual property." The program doesn't hide your IP address, but it does prevent companies like the recording industry from collecting evidence about what you're downloading. Peer Guardian only blocks IP addresses in its block lists, so it's not 100% effective. Despite this, it's better than nothing.

Peer Guardian 2 is often referred to as "the Condom of the Internet."

by downloader April 11, 2007