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God!

The man up stairs who is all loving and is allways misspoken about and taken for granted. Meny like to make jokes bcause it is to hard for them to say that there is someone bigger and beter then them. Plus they just can't see how anyone could love them after all of the crack they've snorted and STDs they have. The def given for {God} well most of them (I stoped reading it after awile) are incorect and the ones giving them have never been shown, or given, love and wouldn't know a loving God if he was standing infrount of them.
saved his people from egypt, Died on the cross, God! gave his only son so that you and I can live with him forever
by rockthewall July 8, 2010
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gods

A god is a person that slangs drugs on the street corners....Mentioned a lot in Nas songs...
"Gods on every block, that bitch didn't want to fuck with a god"
by G-Unit Gorilla May 3, 2005
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god

The human who created the universe.
by 6th day July 3, 2004
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god

people created the idea of god because they were sick of people asking them,
"what is the meaning of life?"
"how did i get here?"
"WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DIE???"
so people came up with the most rediculous idea of god. its bull cr%p. but believe in whatever you want to believe in. i wont judge you
kid: "mom, what happens to you when you die?"
mom: "god sends you go to heaven."
kid: "cut the sh%t I'm serious."
by this guy named tim November 16, 2011
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GOD

"The simulacum never hides the truth. It is the truth that hides the fact that there is none. The simulacrum is true."
by pseudoman March 29, 2004
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god

A thing perceived in the wrong way. God is not a person, nor something alike. God is matter, we are matter, our world is matter, the Universe is matter. God is not a man in the sky, God is everything. Everything started at one place so in term we are all connected. In other words, God is the connection between matter - all humans are connected through 'God' and 'God' connects humans to all matter.
Everything is one whole, And Everything is God.
You are God, I am God, We are all God.
by Jesus of the new age. December 4, 2010
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god

1) A charector in the popular novel: The Final Resperation by Kuang Ying and Le Le Xi

2) Ben in a pink, fluffy, tutu...

3) A schizophrenic transvestite with a split personality of Ben (see defination two ) and phr33k resultig in a man-chick with green and purple hair.

4) the Mather (mother and father) of the Twinks (whom are responsible for the S.T.D's causing the death of their civilization and the rise of the Swinks).

5) the creator of tea (the magical substance that transform the drinker into a ninja spyder munkeh).

6) almighty one who mutates into singing dolphins (thanks for all the fish!)

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God became a transvestite, destroyed Mu (earth), and procreated with him (and her self).
by Marilyn Manson meets Krishna December 13, 2008
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