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somewhat-a-globular

"Typical outward signs of a human who is feeling somewhat a-globular could be an unfocussed upward-tilting gaze and widely-stretched, flailing limbs; the person might also be clutching at or jabbing at the air with an item of stationery in what is generally understood to be desperation to focus his or her concentration"
"Give me that pen bitch! I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular and don't know what to do"
by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007
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pirate's glory

when a penis is inserted into an eye socket without an eye.
Jane: He had sex with her eye?
John: Yep, he totally gave her a pirate's glory.
by Mascal July 15, 2010
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Drop a Gloppy

Another way that an individual can express that they need to defecate much like saying they have to "pinch a loaf". This is a reference to the candy land character, Mr. Gloppy the chocolate monster, and as he looks like a giant turd it fits rather well.
"Awe man I really have to Drop a Gloppy!"
by Gimli Smith December 30, 2011
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Clinking of Glasses

To toast, cheers, or touch glasses of any type of alcohol together with your drinking partner(s) in the spirit of goodwill, health, luck, or congratulations.

In many cultures, it's considered to be good luck to make eye contact when doing so (and bad luck not to).

Some people also follow a tradition of tapping the bar with the glass after clicking glasses (and before drinking) to express fondness for the business/bar and the people who work there.
A few examples of what's said during the clinking of glasses; each culture/group has their own:

- Cheers!
- Salud!
- Tchin Tchin!
- Slainte
- May the best of your yesterdays be the worst of your tomorrows.
- Sweethearts and wives (may they never meet)
by equivokate April 5, 2012
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Javelin Glitch

When a player in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2, runs around with Commando, Lightweight, and Marathon, (lightweight can be replaced by danger close somtimes.) and pulls out a semtex or throwing knive, then hits Y before throwing it, and thus the glitch is active.
random fruit cake:Dude run the Javelin glitcher nooblet is chasing us!

other nooblet: OMG stun him or somthing!

other other other nooblet h4x3rz: l0l! im chasing two noobs on the other team with my javelin lol! im not even glitching.
by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009
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Gloonkey

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.
"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."
by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006
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Glossip

The act of wiping ones bare genetalia on someone else's property.

Most effective on a humid day when the crotch groove is at its sweatiest.
I found out my brother used my new towel as a jizz rag, so next time i'm at his house, i'm going to glossip his toothbrush.
by dangermark January 3, 2010
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