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Ass fishing

The act of admiring the ass of passers by .

Also what men pretend not to be doing when walking past attractive women in short dresses/skirts or tight fitting pants/shorts
'Bob, i hope you ain't ass fishing again ! '

'No Vera, i was justa lookin in that window at the pretty er , display '
by Biscuitwizard August 12, 2015
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Foot fishing

When you're foot fisting and your prosthetic foot falls off and you try to fish it out.
"Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"
by the soggiest bread November 16, 2015
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mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.
Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night
I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved
by Unicorn fisting God July 15, 2016
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Louisiana Fishing Boat

The act of taking a live crayfish and inserting it inside a women's anal cavity until either the women or the crayfish dies.
Jim, who is from Baton Rouge, loves performing a Louisiana Fishing Boat with his girlfriend Cindy.
by frogonlogs February 27, 2016
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cheese fisting

Fisting someone with a block of cheddar or Parmesan.
My girlfriend wanted to fist me with cheese for her birthday. We later made a lasagna. Cheese fisting lasagna
by Gravychips March 27, 2016
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carpal fishing

I went Carpal Fishing with my girlfriend
by mrgsr April 22, 2016
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