lumpy fart

A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.

Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.

by hoho223 February 13, 2010

muffle fart

When someone holds toilet tissue against their ass in the restroom to stop excessive noise.

It was the first time I was at her house so I used the bathroom and decided to muffle fart, because I really liked her.

by Teflon72 December 31, 2013

thermonuclear fart

when one eats large amounts of spicy foods and releases the malevolent fumes out the asshole thus burning ones anus and the ozone layer

Tom- You better leave

Bee Bop Magoo- why

Tom- I just released a thermonuclear fart

by Retarded-doplphin-jockey October 18, 2013

fart toss

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.

I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

Samurai Fart

The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.

Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!

Jim: What?

Alexis: *Farts*

Jim: WTF was that?

Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart

by totallynotchris March 8, 2010

Fart Attack

A fart attack is a condition in which gasses build up inside of ones intestines and cause stomach and chest pains. The build up of gas is usually due to the inability to release said gas. Fart attacks usually occur in the worst possible situation, such as dinner with the grandparents or a yoga session with the girlfriend and her mother. Fart attacks are dangerous and can lead to random combustion.

Josh: dude!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!

by BarnacleBill November 15, 2010

Protein Fart

The equivalent of a H-Bomb coming from one's ass; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms.

Beware of anyone with protein farts.

John: *farts*
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.

by DeathTaco February 8, 2010