Faker John

Faker John is one the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™ along with Maria Williams and Peter
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.

Person 1: Matthew is such a jerk! Can you believe what he did to Jenny?
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John

by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023

Farmer Smart

(Not literally always a farmer) Someone who possesses extreme knowledge whether specified or broad about fairly technical subjects, but does not come off that way or wish to appear that way (whether: out of pure heart, purposely keeping away extreme Capitalists' interests, protecting their home or identity, or out of intrinsic value to internal peace).

She doesn't hang out with idiots and finds other intellectuals annoying, she must be farmer smart.

by Saviii January 23, 2023

farmers tuxedo

When you have Carhart bibs, best, and jacket that are all the same color and are worn at the same time.

Man, old farmer, John is rocking his farmers tuxedo to go feed

by Danimontani February 3, 2023

Farmer will

The. Best. TikToker. Ever.

“Hey! Did you see that love islander rolling around with a pig”

“Oh yeah farmer will always does that”

by Team.ndl.fl March 26, 2023

farfer

Kirbie

Kirbie you are a farfer

by Handsome Butt April 3, 2023

farmer cookie

A normal cookie you can buy from Rewe that has no relation to farmers.

Yo let's go to Rewe and buy some farmer cookies and Spezi

by YoDawg69 May 26, 2023

Farmer wall

Someone who looses so many times he has to ban his sky bet account

Farmer wall missed again I guess he’ll be in the wall next week

by Farmer wall June 19, 2023