Fairlawns Hair

Highly-styled, blow-dried, bouffant hair, (typically with an apricot rinse) used to assert social status following retirement and a downsize from an affluent suburb to a much smaller, although favoured, seafront apartment.

Have you seen Margaret? she's got very Fairlawns Hair

by MikeHove January 22, 2026

darke faire

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes

"Man, last year's Darke Faire kicked more ass than me at a Jugga-gathering."

by brokeassninja April 2, 2004

County-fair-it

Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.

"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?

by BluderFly August 2, 2008

Ein fair

When something is incredible and awesome it is EIN FAIR.

Can be enhanced with "fucking" in the middle. "Ein fucking fair"

Q: That party was awesome

A: Yeah man, it was EIN FAIR.

by Rob Collier August 28, 2008

chavoir faire

Someone has chavoir faire if they know how to be a chav. The opposite of a chavemo.

George Clooney has savoir faire but I have chavoir faire.

by Chavington-Smythe September 22, 2010

swear fair

n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.

Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."

by hopeofmen August 15, 2011

Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015