food-on

Sexual arousal at the sight of food. Often experienced by obese people.

"Did you see Fat Tim's food-on when Steve walked in with the box of Krispy Kremes?"

by Ronald the Billiard Boy February 25, 2008

fooddoof

An extremely tall, skinny man

Sally: "Wow look at that guy! He is so tall!"

Suzie: "He is skinny too! Wow a prime example of a fooddoof!"

Sally: "A what?"

Suzie: "Fooddoof! A tall, skinny guy!"

by Steven Shippenheim March 25, 2009

food noob

The retards of Runescape, worse then a noob, or even a /b/tard. These guys have 1 defense and carry a full invetory of sharks. When they cant hit on someone because their defense is normal they start yelling out DEF NOOB DEF NOOB OMFG!@#!@#!@#! These guys ruined PVP because they think everyone should have 1 defense, therefore people with good armour will get turned down when fighting. The thing is, In a real war, you dont take off your armour and run around like an idiot

food noob:Hey you come fight me
regular person: ok
food noob: Hey why dont you take off all of your armour?
regular person: Um, No because you will kill me?
food noob: DEF NOOB DEF NOOB DEF NOOB!!!!!

by PERSON1231231235555555 June 21, 2009

Got Food?

aka "Food Face", the oval of food surrounding the mouth that toddlers get from feeding themselves.

"Isn't that cute?", we laugh each time we see "Got Food?" on a toddler's face. The funniest thing of all is realizing that we ALL used to do that!

by Jeff & Sarah Goven January 1, 2007

hanging a food rope

Taking a massive dump. Dropping anchor. Commissioning the submarine USS Brownwater. Pinching a loaf. Pooping.

Wife: "Honey, we're going to be late for dinner with my mother. You've been in there a while - are you feeling alright?"

Husband: "I'm in the middle of hanging a food rope. And stop talking to me through the goddamned door!"

by The Duke of Scat February 3, 2010

Homeschool Food

Food that public school kids would never eat. Homeschool Food tends to be a pale brown color. These foods include but are not limited to: Fig Newtons, Granola, Shredded Wheat, Wheat Thins, Kashi, and Angel Food Cake.

Roxanne (a public school girl): My mom puts HoHos in my lunch.

Reagen (a homeschool girl): HoHos? That sounds like a really inappropriate snack. My mom gives me Fig Newtons for treats but only if I give my best effort at my violin competitions.

Roxanne: Fig Newtons? Psh that's such a homeschool food.

by CGW October 1, 2009

Fooded

When You eat so much of something so delicious you feel intoxicated, Where you have to just lay back. Like food and getting faded mixed together.

We went to the pizza parlor and had three slices a piece, we were so fooded.

by Greg Soriano March 6, 2008