feetage

Combination of two peoples height. Originated in Higley Arizona.

The combined feetage of those two hotties is prolly 10'6"

by Michael April 6, 2005

feeterbuster

A vegetarian or (less commonly) one who eats only leaves.

My friend Shilpa is a crazy feeterbuster. She is practically a giraffe and only eats iceberg lettuce!

by Bethel February 3, 2006

chicken feet

The crust that occumulates when someone doesn't wipe all the cum off of their private parts.

Dude that lady in the porno had massive chicken feet.

by aaron jones is funny May 9, 2006

small hands small feet

Small hands+ Small feet = small dick. It's the law of proportion.

Ohmygawsh, I thought he was soo cute until i saw his junk.
- Did you forget small hands small feet =....
yepp. he looked like an asian baby.

see joe jonas

by kammi kazzi April 10, 2010

Naked Feet

Wearing Shoes Without Socks

Johnny; "Your Feet Smell Bad"
Cleadus; " I Know Man, I Went Jogging With Naked Feet!"

by Cleadus123 July 7, 2011

Flee-Mail

E-Mail typically used at work to get out of work or justify absences.

Typical Flee-Mail sent at work: "I have a (Doctor, Dentist, etc) appointment", "I'll be out of the office on (Vac, Personal day, Sick Leave, etc", "I'm taking a Late Lunch.." "I'll be leaving the office due to a personal emergency, etc..."

by Kerry Baldwin October 12, 2008

feet

ninja monkey weapons

the ninja monkeys use their feet to attack the victim, ruthlessly

by j-man the great November 20, 2002