gold fisting

Talking about how great you are while rubbing it in someone's face. Usually gold fisters are also hypocrites and get a lot of hate. They are usually an all around dumbass and douchebag.

Person 1: Man, that guy was calling me a weeb.
Person 2: Don't worry, we all hate him. He was just gold fisting.

by NightlyDisaster July 6, 2016

Fiddle-Fists

It's hide and seek but instead when you hide you pull your pants down and bend over the person looking for you will walk around looking for you with a lubed up fist and if he finds you he fists you as hard as he can.

Lets go and play a competitive game of Fiddle -Fists

How about a saucy game of Fiddle-Fists

by The MTS lads November 15, 2017

Fisted a catfish

“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”

* Made legendary by Ian Philpot

“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”

by jldeen February 2, 2018

fist trist

the act of male masturbation

Every time I see her on the street I have to go right home and have a fist trist. Lotion optional.

by fffreddy August 13, 2010

Fist Blasting

when three girls get so utterly fucked up and keep blacking out, that the fist come out to play. the fist(s) hulk smash the vaginal vaginal cavity until your intestines are all jumbled up.

1. taydum’s cat hurt after a long night of fist blasting

2. kurty gently drifted off from blacking out, then was awoken by a double fist blasting from brooke

by the three some red man group September 9, 2022

King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.

Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.

by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025

fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.

“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”

by Brontonio October 21, 2021