fake pooing

Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet

Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following

using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off

'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'

by Kevon DJ September 14, 2006

fakefaggot

A 19 year old myspace whore, founder of Aesthetic Perfection, the "it" train on the myspace scene.

Like FakeFaggot is the shizz.

by Jack Cirrohsis February 23, 2008

Fake ass BITCH

Someone stupid and rude. they pretend to like someone to get something out of it, like a girlfriend or an ass grab. Sometimes they do like the person, but are just so immature and rude they deserve to go to hell anyways. These are the annoying douchebags of the world, and should all just die because they don't deserve to be in the presence of amazing people.

I- Oh my god Chris is such a fake ass bitch. he deserves to go to hell after the way he treated you
M- I know right. He's such a dick. I hope I never have to see him again. Stupid fake ass bitch

by MrIce May 22, 2015

fake field goal

This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)

fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!

I pulled a fake field goal on my bitch last night. She never saw it coming.

by jmizzel January 12, 2009

Bachelor of Fake Science

(B.F.S.) A four-year degree that ain't worth shit. You will be making shit money if you are lucky enough to find a job. It's a degree that is categorized under Bachelor of Science (unfortunately).

Here are a few majors that would be categorized under Bachelor of Fake Science: General Studies, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Education, and Fashion Marketing.

On the other hand, Bachelor of Science consists of majors such as Physics, Engineer, Computer Science, Chemistry, and Mathematics.

by TheMot2009 October 22, 2012

fakey

snowboarding switch, eg riding goofy down the hill on your board set up for natural riding, without changin the bindings

he was a pro, he rode the chutes fakey

by emily November 27, 2003

Fake snake

Fake snake means h**
Fakey snakey means man h**

Ex. Jaxon is a fakey snakey
Ex. Lily is a fake snake

by The real fakey snakey January 3, 2017