Jim Edward Cain

A bloody legand who is sensitive and a legand a footy

Did you see jim Edward Cain last night

by Hdbsusbdbf March 19, 2019

Mary Edwords

A potato cunt who laughs like a cut up potato and moves like a sliced potato. She also is a cannibal as she eats ... potatoes.

Me: mum, what’s for tea tonight?
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords

Me: ewwwww

by Gaycie hoe May 16, 2019

John Edward

The ultimate ladies man. We call him the female whisperer. When he whistles, he sounds like a mockingbird. He has the biggest feet. Girls want to suck his toes. He looks like the person that would get face tattoos.

He is John Edward

by John Leary March 29, 2019

salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps

Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle

by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019

King Edward

A Royalty of sexual positions: The Girl pressed up against the headboard of a hotel bed on her knees, while the guy is up against her, riding her hard from behind and simultaneously pulling her hair.

Alternative: Standing up against a hotel window overlooking the city; same positioning.
Extra points for a sexy boutique hotel. (Eg. The Nelligan, The Drake, The Thompson, The Viceroy)
Alternative 2: The guy is lying with head at headboard using one hand to stimulate her Nipples and the other hand grabbing her ass, while she rides his face, still pressing her body against the headboard.

I love to do the King Edward when we first check into a hotel.

by Mollyh September 28, 2019

Team Edward

if you support edward you're wrong!

team edward is horrible (This post has been brought to you by #TeamJacob)

by MamaOvi January 6, 2020

Katie Edward

Object
Often boring and struggling with bodily hair and lack of the ability to do a normal task. May have a thicc arse

Verb
To drink a lot of alcohol and deny there is any addiction

‘Katie Edward’ has no tits
This girl resembles the celebrity that is katlyin edwardo

by Large_Oxen69 April 3, 2020