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A potato cunt who laughs like a cut up potato and moves like a sliced potato. She also is a cannibal as she eats ... potatoes.
Me: mum, what’s for tea tonight?
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords

Me: ewwwww
by Gaycie hoe May 16, 2019
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