Panty Drier

An guy that's so ugly he dries out any wetness a girl had in her underwear.

He is so fucking ugly. What a panty drier.

by fembot2000 January 27, 2008

Perfect Diver

When you are crouched over a toilet (not sitting, standing), and your turd falls about a foot and goes inside the siphon (the hole that shit goes down) without flushing and stays down there without coming back out, without a spash that goes up to your butt hole.

Hey Dylan. I just took a dump, and only one was a perfect diver.

by ATC Mr.Inkredable June 5, 2010

Drive Home Alone

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.

"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

drive-thru

Window at the side of fast food places where you can get food (of some description) without leaving your car. Also sometimes a place where you can get good drugs without leaving your car, if you know the right stuff to order. Primarily a North American thing, in tune with the American way of conducting as much of life as possible from the car.

I don't want a sit-down meal tonight, let's just get something at the drive-thru.

by Eugene206 December 15, 2006

parkway drive

Quite possibly the finest band to ever grace this earth.
Thier latest album "Horizons" is so full of kick ass-ness that when you listen to it in your car, it induces a rage, that can only be cured by driving fast and reckless, thus said, fighting will surfice!

"WOW i was aweful close to that civillian motorist while driving recklessly, i'd best exceed the speed limit by at least 100km/h so incase of a collision i am injured badly and thus cant be arrested"

"After listining to parkway drive the erge to fight is maximised.
lets hit town, yeah?"

by ebn izkejre March 18, 2008

Polish Drive-By

When one drive's past one's relative with out any acknowledgement by either party.

Miro: We are almost at Anna's

Ryan: Slow down guy, I think that's your parents.

Miro: I can't wait to see her.

Ryan: Dude! You just pulled a polish drive-by on your parents.

by kroon78 October 28, 2010

Pearl Diver

Someone who performs oral sex on a female and licks her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

Jimmy was an expert Pearl Diver, and most women thought he should win an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007