dildo

a man or boy regarded as extremely contemptible.

Harun,Uriah,Kenny,Kevin,Harvey,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Tom,Jim,Bill,and Jason are nothing but a bunch of big dildos.

by JMC70 February 26, 2017

Dildocular

1) a very attractive person—so attractive, in fact, that you would gladly shove said person up your ass if given the opportunity.

2) an adjective to describe

1) Person 1: Hey, did you see insert insanely attractive person yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, they're so hot—dildocular even!

2) Man, those enchiladas your mom made last night were straight up dildocular!

by Seahorse Trash March 8, 2017

Dildo-optimums

A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.

Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums

by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017

dildo wacker

Wack my dildo daddy

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker

by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017

Dildo Fuckins

a state of mind

I'm feeling so dildo fuckins today!

by McDinolds May 14, 2017

Dildo Fuckins

a state of mind

I'm feeling so dildo fuckins today!

by McDinolds May 14, 2017

Dildo

A guy normally named Dillon or Dylan who uses girls for sex. They normally have slept with over 20 girls.

Girl: Hey do you know Dillon.
Other girl: yea he is a dildo.

by Balsamgirlnew May 16, 2017