Countdown Daddy

An ugly frail waste of space that ends up hated by anyone they meet.
If they don’t bore you to death first with their incessant bragging or pathetic displays of masculinity.

That bloke Damien is an absolute Countdown Daddy isn’t he?

by Rachie Rhi Rhi March 28, 2021

daddy dilkers

they're like mommy milkers but instead, daddy dilkers. it's as simple as that.

DUDE did you see saf?? THEY HAVE SUCH BIG DADDY DILKERS!!!1!11!!!!1!!!!1!!

by nugget lol February 18, 2022

Daddy status

Daddy status is basically if you see a hot ass guy and basically your saying he daddy asf so you put him in your daddy status

Girl 1 - “ omg Do you see that guy”

Girl 2 - “ omg yas he is daddy status “

by ChEeToHoE July 23, 2018

Math Daddy

Cutshall

Cutshall is a Math daddy

by Cutshall is math daddy November 15, 2021

ripped daddy

someone who shows incredible strength that is apparent by their massive musculature.

Ryan: "Jon you are so ripped you're a ripped daddy."
Jon: "Stop that right now!"
Ryan: "Seriously your shirt is ripping. I'm going to call you Ripped Daddy."

by RyannJones November 18, 2007

Daddy tummy

Similar to dadbod - it refers to a man his 30s who has children and also a bit of a belly on him... Usually of more a chubby man than a full blown beer gut.

‘Looks like you’re growing a bit of a daddy tummy there! Your belly looks a bit bigger!’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 May 23, 2019

Daddy’s Giblets

When you proffer up your loose, dangly balls for your girl to suck on.

Here ya go baby. Nice and loose. Come suck on daddy’s giblets.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018