Pit Crunch

Perspiration stains under the arm of t-shirts that hardens

Pit Crunch has totally taken over gym shirt

by Baby cakies July 28, 2024

gordita crunch

Sucking a girls dick and buying her Taco Bell.

Guy 1: what did you do for your girls transiversary?
Guy 2: I gave her a Gordita crunch.

Guy 1: You did what?
Guy 2: I sucked her dick and bought her as much Taco Bell as she wanted.

by mal-content March 6, 2026

RBG Crunch

A fat white trash hillbilly kid from the country who is a wannabe gangster that pretends to be black, he also has history of alcoholism and bitching out, as well as calling the police on people who mess with him.

RBG Crunch is a bitch ass nigga, imma beat his ass down.

by xxredeyexx December 31, 2024

Pumpkin Cruncher

Slur used to mock people and the thick accents of those from Somerset, Dorset, Devon and other similiar agrarian outbacks in southwest England.

Gerthed: " Ooo arp go on yer shahger lezzer knos whats you playins at bab.
Clive Austint: Mandem a Pumpkin Cruncher.

by pumpkincruncher1987 May 16, 2025

Yo crunch

When some one is better than gurt (yo gurt) or a response to someone saying “Yo gurt”

“WE are not saying “yo gurt” in 2025 anymore WE all say yo crunch”

by notfroggers July 5, 2025

Louisiana Crunch Cake

After a spicy crawfish boil, a man takes a corn shit on her vagina then puts hot sauce on it then eats it.

I was in the bayou eating some Cajun boil and I decided it was time for a Louisiana Crunch Cake for dessert.

by B Rabbit 39 August 17, 2025

Clam Clunching

When you’re in traffic and have a near miss accident so you clench your clam so tight you made pearls.

Omg, I just clenched my clam so tight I think I made pearls ..aka kegels on steroids aka Clam clunching

by Super hot redhead Portuguese, September 6, 2025