Fire-crotch

When a guy puts a drop of hot sauce on the tip of a condom before penetration.

"This Tobasco sauce will be perfect to give my girlfriend a fire-crotch."

by Stuart November 14, 2003

Crotch Goblin

This is a common slong term for an STD

man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank

by Jim Bob November 4, 2004

picnic crotch

Infeldian term for horniness

i.e. My crotch is having a picnic.
i.e. I'm having picnic crotch.
i.e. Shut up you crotch pinic, no I will not eat out of your picnic basket!

by Picnic Crotch-stein September 17, 2004

Copper Crotch

The Copper Crotch is a kinky sex position where right before you cum, you pull out, jizz on her face and punch her vagina until it turns a nice copper red color!

Hey baby let's try the Copper Crotch tonight!

by Ye booo 233 December 5, 2010

crotch rocket

a bmx trick in which the rider, while in the air, puts both feet on the rear pegs to execute a "rocket air," but covers his/her crotch with both hands to perform the "crotch" part of the trick.

Did you see Joe crash doing a crotch rocket? Dude's balls must be hurtin' like crazy!

by probe joe April 8, 2004

toddler crotch

When the crotch of a girl's tights (or leggings) is not pulled up securely while she is wearing a skirt. In extreme cases, it may even sit lower than the skirt itself, creating the illusion of a crotch that is disproportionately closer to the ground than anatomically possible.

Lauren, I have to run to the bathroom real quick; I got dressed in a hurry and couldn't pull my tights on all the way, and I'm afraid I might get toddler crotch by the time I'm too drunk to notice.

by hakunamachado January 16, 2011

crotch crisco

The slimy discharge from you and your bitch girlfriend after your nut and her nut mix and the excess settles in your crotch after intercourse.

Its been two weeks since we fucked, I could have had a fish fry with all that crotch crisco.

by Zac Hulsey July 24, 2008