crap mongol

A name used with the soul purpose of completely shoring on ones reputation
Scott Smallz is such a fucking crap mongol
by Crap Mongoled March 12, 2016
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Sky Crap

Created by Josh from Let's Game It Out in the episode "I Became a Millionaire by Ruining a Homeless Person's Life" after glitching a toilet into floating, and using over the heads of passers by.
"Finally my dream has been realized: Being able to take a Sky Crap while everyone watches me!"
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crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs
Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles
by Ae5Ea8 December 18, 2018
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crap canning

We have been crap canning in DRG all night
by unpopeular November 28, 2020
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batch of crap

GIRL1:Wooaaahh how ugly does she look?
GIRL2:Worse than a batch of crap!
by guesswhhhoo?? December 06, 2008
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crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before
crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"
by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010
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NES crap pack

6 "games" that came from hell itself

1. ghosts n goblins

2. total recall

3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)

4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)

5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)

6. action 52
(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)

Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!

(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!

(NES gets thrown through wall)

mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!

52.50 for the NES crap pack?

mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
by I h8 nes October 25, 2013
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