It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.
"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.
"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"
"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"
by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022
Get the Covid-Breathmug. Covid Chunk (n): the weight you gained during quarantine from the bread you been baking to keep yourself sane.
by TOTALLY_NOT_A_JADED_PERSON September 25, 2020
Get the Covid Chunkmug. --Verb--
The term "Covid" should be implemented when speaking of a person/situation that gets out of hand quickly and with little or no cause (ramping up 0-90 in 3 seconds flat).
This term implies how quickly the Covid-19 virus went from its origin to worldwide pandemic in days.
The term "Covid" should be implemented when speaking of a person/situation that gets out of hand quickly and with little or no cause (ramping up 0-90 in 3 seconds flat).
This term implies how quickly the Covid-19 virus went from its origin to worldwide pandemic in days.
"One second he seemed calm, the next he went all Covid on them."
"You get my brother talking politics and he will go Covid on it."
"You get my brother talking politics and he will go Covid on it."
by Illogical88 August 7, 2021
Get the Covidmug. When the country with the world’s largest Muslim population initially claimed that they had zero cases of the coronavirus, thanks to Allah’s “favor and protection,” compared to their more developed neighbors—today, the divine intervention is on hold, as Indonesia’s infection and mortality rates put them among the worst nation in Asia in containing the pandemic crisis.
The World Health Organization (WHO) and Indonesia’s neighbors had doubts about the Covid-🇮🇩 claim, because they all deduced that their alleged zero infection or mortality rate is the result of their poor health system and inept political leadership, and not so much because of a special divine protection on the nation.
by Covido December 17, 2020
Get the Covid-🇮🇩mug. When you rent out a 3 bed hotel room and have a threesome in three separate beds (because social distancing) where you can’t touch your partners but can touch yourself while you look at them.
Seán: “Man, I had the best COVID-3 last night!”
Bully: “No you didn’t, virgin.”
Seán: “I know :(
Bully: “No you didn’t, virgin.”
Seán: “I know :(
by NotSean123 August 3, 2020
Get the COVID-3mug. When the number of new coronavirus infected cases (local or/and imported) in a country or city is one short of a score.
On December 20, 2020, Singapore experienced a Covid-19(19) phenomenon, which prompted some punters to bet on the alleged lucky 4D number 1919.
by Covido December 20, 2020
Get the Covid-19(19)mug. The accumulation of a mess in one’s home due to COVID-19. Often caused by a depressed state and the knowledge that no one will see the mess anyways.
by Aspin Frederick September 9, 2022
Get the covid cluttermug.