My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
Person A: Hey, did you know Emile thinks the corn smells nice?
Person B: Yo that's pretty fucked up, I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.
Person A: Well let's not kink shame over here, I still think he's cool.
Person B: Yo that's pretty fucked up, I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.
Person A: Well let's not kink shame over here, I still think he's cool.
by Willow :^) April 12, 2019
The act of splooging cum onto another man's penis, and then proceeding to lick the semen off of the penis similar to the way one would eat a buttered corn on the cob.
by Nigboys6893947 May 13, 2016
When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.
"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!
by Gornlo January 24, 2011
A man or woman who, from behind or at a distance, seems worth checking out; but upon closer inspection, is not very attractive at all.
From behind, he looked pretty hot. But, when he turned around, he was just eye candy corn.
I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.
I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.
by QuadConPana October 20, 2014
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