A very old word your parents might use in front of your super cool friends to seem just as super cool
dad:what are you and your super cool friends up to?
daughter:nothing
dad:cool beans
*super cool friends walk away*
daughter:thanks dad.
daughter:nothing
dad:cool beans
*super cool friends walk away*
daughter:thanks dad.
by Goregasm December 7, 2006
Get the cool beans mug.Hee hee hee. :D...:(. "Cool Beans" is an expression meaning something is cool, awesome, or tight (not tight like very small, but cool). It's also what my really really mean science teacher in 6th used to say when everything was ready to roll (another expression meaning everything was done and you could get started). Everyone in the class was just bewildered/wanted to laugh when she said it.
1.) Whoa! Cool Beans!!! I love that idea!!
2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."
*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*
Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."
*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*
Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"
*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*
2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."
*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*
Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."
*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*
Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"
*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*
by Elizabeth September 4, 2004
Get the cool beans mug.Related Words
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by leeroy Leeroyson January 24, 2004
Get the Cool Eathen mug.A mythological being based on the concept that there are women out there that are not bloodsucking, money-grubbing whores.
by Haywood J. Blohme October 18, 2009
Get the cool girl mug.The act of going to the movies in Toms River, then to Cool Beans coffee house next door. Usually involves watching J-Rock belittle tweens that come in to eat there, and eating various fried foods.
Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'll be cool beaning it so I can watch J-Rock belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.
Person 2: I'll be cool beaning it so I can watch J-Rock belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.
by Echoes917 May 30, 2008
Get the Cool Beaning It mug.A Cool Cock Sock is a solo sex move. Performing it only requires 3 simple steps.
1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.
2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.
3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.
*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.
Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.
1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.
2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.
3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.
*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.
Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.
Person 1: "Dude, I jerked off 3 times in a row last night watching lesbian porn."
Person 2: "Damn man, your cock must be sore!"
Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"
Person 2: "Damn man, your cock must be sore!"
Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"
by CMKTBH April 28, 2010
Get the Cool Cock Sock mug.Or the longer version of "head." In the late 1960's through the middle 1970's, anyone who was called a "cool head" or just a "head," was an intense party person. (Southern California)They may have only been into one substance (pot) or the entire pharmacy.
Go figure on the name, "head shops" on the west coast. What people would call a "smoke shop" today. They use to be the Disneyland for stoners, but no more.
Because of law enforcement efforts to put these people in jail, code words were used to protect your allies. Nothing has changed.
Go figure on the name, "head shops" on the west coast. What people would call a "smoke shop" today. They use to be the Disneyland for stoners, but no more.
Because of law enforcement efforts to put these people in jail, code words were used to protect your allies. Nothing has changed.
by oldtimer68 September 25, 2011
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