The Coffeezilla Effect

The Coffeezilla Effect refers to a phenomenon where someones opinion of Stephen Findeisen (Coffeezilla) changes negatively after the person has been criticized or exposed by him.

“Man, Coffeezilla used to be such a great journalist until he pointed out how much of an idiot I am - 'The Coffeezilla Effect' in full swing.”

“Coffeezilla is a great journalist, and I can’t think of a single example of him getting one wrong - EXCEPT for when he came after ME and unleashed the 'The Coffeezilla Effect'.”

by Lawnmowing Grandpa January 14, 2023

turds in your coffee

Having M&M's, Hershey Kisses, or any other small pieces of chocolate in a cup of coffee.

Hanna: Want some turds in your coffee?
Edith: Yummy! Of course.

by Happy Noodle Blacker September 4, 2006

coffee bitch

Our Cisco Tech, Shaz, is our Coffee bitch, A.K.A. "CB". He will make the sales team coffee on command.

Hey "CB" Make some coffee.

by Not the FNG May 21, 2004

coffee tea or me

A date with a person you find attractive that does not involve alchohol or food, usually sex follows.
brunch trade gay

Hey Jase, what are you doing.
Jason: nothin
Mark: meet you at the espresso bar, coffee tea or me

by someone famous March 31, 2008

Coffer

Afrikaans slang for a person with dark skin (see nigger)

Darryn: "Man, David is such a coffer!"
Damien: "I know, he stole my TV last night"

by Jamie_B April 3, 2008

Coffee

An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.

Lindsey: "COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!"

by molemon December 16, 2008

Utah Hot Coffe

The art of shitting in a coffe mug and popping it in the microwave until melty and then give it to your partner while fucking them.

I pulled the good old Utah Hot Coffe on my wife last night.

by do me tonight April 29, 2009