Coffee meets bagel

Slang term for a NYC sex party.

Jen do you want to go to the next coffee meets bagel?

by Mrwolf666 January 16, 2019

sipping coffee

The act of performing oral sex on the anus while the receiver has a bad case of diarrhea.

My boyfriend surprised me and I ended up sipping coffee last night

by Retsamemag333 August 25, 2017

Coffee Grinder

when a man sits on a woman's face and places his anus on the woman's nose and then proceeds to spin around the face making bits and pieces of fecal matter falling off of the anus landing on the woman's face

Guy 1: Dude, last night I was at this party and totally throwed and decided it would funny to spin around on my ass while sitting on some passed out chicks face!

Guy 2: Dude! That's called a coffee grinder, and that's so damn gross!

by TimmyKelso January 11, 2010

Coffee Cock

Spilling any liquid; primarily coffee, wine, or cranberry juice on your lap or lap area, resulting in sticky genitals and shoes.

"I was driving to work with a mug full of coffee in my hands, I slammed on the breaks and spilled it all over me. A total Coffee Cock!

by BuzzTxt November 13, 2009

Coffey522

Also known as coffeychicken, a Coffey522 is a latte loving, metallic compound poo'ing, friendly mouse friend. To pull a Coffey522 you have to be awesome, pro, and love lattes.

(rwosie) COFFEY522 OMG YOUR SO COOL =DDDDDDDD
(Coffey522) Tell me something I don't know.

by rwosiemouse December 1, 2009

Coffey522

Also known as coffeychicken, a Coffey522 is a latte loving, metallic compound poo'ing, friendly mouse friend. To pull a Coffey522 you have to be awesome, pro, and love lattes.

(rwosie) COFFEY522 OMG YOUR SO COOL =DDDDDDDD
(Coffey522) Tell me something I don't know.

by rwosiemouse December 1, 2009

Wonky Coffee

A term used to describe a coffee which has alcohol added to it, such as an Irish coffee or other floater coffee.

That wonky coffee has made me feel a bit whoosy. or I think I'll have a wee wonky coffee before bed.

by Jimmy Graham September 24, 2010