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by ⚠️💘😋😋🥰🎄 December 21, 2021
Get the A biddies’ Christmas mug.Us polish people celebrate Christmas for 2 days, while u unlucky lot have to wait another day we get to eat special traditional food at a fancy dinner table and right after that we open our presents. Then on the 25th we go to church to celebrate the birth of Jesus. So this means we open our presents a day early.
It's the 24th December polish christmas today. In Poland, they will orn their Christmas presents today.
by Elite.fingerboards December 24, 2021
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Boo!
You're gonna die
With no-one to love you and no one to cry
Alone by youself on the bed of your death
With a stench of regret on your last dying breath
Cause you've chosen the path of a selfish man
With Tiny Tim's innocent blood on your hands
The penance you should pay for the way you behave
Is written as plain as the name on this grave
- The ghost of Christmas yet to come
You're gonna die
With no-one to love you and no one to cry
Alone by youself on the bed of your death
With a stench of regret on your last dying breath
Cause you've chosen the path of a selfish man
With Tiny Tim's innocent blood on your hands
The penance you should pay for the way you behave
Is written as plain as the name on this grave
- The ghost of Christmas yet to come
by Ebeneezy November 11, 2022
Get the Ghost of Christmas yet to come mug.Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
by cut the cards December 19, 2022
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There is also a good side of Christiansfeld. Christiansfeld is where the special species "Christiansfeld Bois" belong.
Christiansfeld Bois are one of the strongest gangs in the world. But there are not a lot of them.
There is also a good side of Christiansfeld. Christiansfeld is where the special species "Christiansfeld Bois" belong.
Christiansfeld Bois are one of the strongest gangs in the world. But there are not a lot of them.
Guy: "Aye nigga where you live?"
Nigga: "I fucking live in Christiansfeld"
Guy: "Oh shit, you must be a poor nigga"
Nigga: "I fucking live in Christiansfeld"
Guy: "Oh shit, you must be a poor nigga"
by Christiansfeld Boi March 13, 2018
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by Gingerb2 December 4, 2018
Get the Christmad mug.You meant to search for Christmas on this site, but just like what happened to Porb, you made a typo and typed Chirstmas instead. Now you are reading this.
Antheist: I wonder what Christmas is.
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*Mistype it to Chirstmas*
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Antheist: Lmao!
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*Mistype it to Chirstmas*
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Antheist: Lmao!
by momotaros December 24, 2018
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