Christmas cracker

When you burp and fart at the same time, emitting gas from both ends simultaneously.

1) Andrew ate so much steak that he busted a christmas cracker.
2)Sis is such a glutton that he always has a case of the chrisimas crackers.
3) Excuse me, I just christmas crackered.

by Muchos Gaseous September 1, 2009

Christmas

A fictional orange fish which can survive out of water for several minutes, having the capacity to switch off it's robotic gills and energise it's livo-tron (also known as a Jesus). Commonly confused with goldfish but differences in size must be accounted for, as christmas tend to be several times larger than the average goldfish. The eggs of these creatures are called 'presents'.

The true meaning of Christmas.

by Juhmikay December 21, 2010

Christmas Catholic

when a person or family goes to church just for christmas

Guy 1: it's christmas guess what?

Guy 2: time to go to church for the first time this year

Guy 3: stupid christmas catholic

by Ronald Baker December 25, 2010

Christmas

Corporate America's birthday.

Christmas: Happy birthday Corporate America! Here's all of our money for that stuff you sell us that's intentionally manufactured with defects and poor materials to make us continually buy more of your shitty products.

by FoxShadowBlack May 7, 2011

christmas penis

When you decorate your penis with baubles and tinsel with an angel sitting on top

I showed her my Christmas Penis but she wasn't amused

by Santa's a little pervert December 2, 2013

Christmas lights

To decorate your house at Christmas time for it to be judged.

Neighbours often challenge each other to see who has the best style and most lights. It can get pretty hectic at times.

Tiffany: I give that house an 8/10 because the Christmas lights don't match.

John: oh, look at that one. There was probably some neighbour competition there.

Tiffany: agreed.

by Turtlelover24 December 18, 2013

Christmas Tree

A bowl of weed topped off with a bump of cocaine,looking like a pine tree after the first snow.

Pol: "Yo, Tito came over with blow and put it on that last bowl."

K-Dawg:" No shit, homie hooked us up with a Christmas Tree."

by Tito_el_Bambino November 17, 2016