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Carberload

"OMG major carberload"
"Definite carberload after all that food"
"Starting the diet again tomorrow, I just carberloaded"
by hazeltree September 11, 2011
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Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"
by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013
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career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects
Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.
by Big Al. December 20, 2012
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Cavernas

The spanish word for an exceptionaaly hairy ass wipe aka Caveman. Normally very smelly
Seriously, does he not use deodorant? He's such a cavernas
by cjr123456 March 12, 2013
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Carberg

Carberg:
/kär/bərɡ/
noun: carberg; plural noun: carbergs
a large built-up mass of ice and snow attached to the underside of our vehicles in the winter after a snowfall.

Like an iceberg, only the tip may be visible when still clinging to the car, as icebergs floating on the ocean. Once exposed, carbergs are often much larger
"Man, my car is losing traction from the huge carbergs attached to the underside!
by Uncle Larry B February 5, 2015
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career advancing move (CAM)

A CAM (Career Advancing Move) is the way in which one persists with drinking with work colleagues - to the point of a CLM (career limiting move) and then from that point to not stop drinking once you get to that stage, but continue to the CAM stage. This is of course more effective if the people around you should also be boarder-line inebriated.
Wow, that guy was so drunk that he just pulled off a career advancing move (CAM).
by Shortnjocular March 10, 2015
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Carve that pumpkin

When that booty look like a pumpkin, dudes wanna carve it..
Damn girl! You got a pumkin tail!! And i think imma carve that pumpkin!!
by Lownwnflsmd August 18, 2015
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