Canadian Dolphin Slinger

A super cool insane position where the couple starts gettin it on in a cannon and then is shot out of a cannon while still having sex but switching the anal in mid air. created by Houdini himself. very hard to pull off

Me and my girlfriend tried to canadian dolphin slinger after the circus was over and it was really hard. but it was so worth it with the thrill.

by mattmattmattmattmattburns April 17, 2010

canadas history

the act of two consenting adults fondling eachother with a maple leaf soaked in maple syrup, before going to town on eachother with goalie pads, a french to english translation book, and a picture of alan thicke. all of this done while listening to a record of william shatner's spoken word album "The Transformed man"

jim: so, you showed diane a bit aboot canadas history last night eh?

bob: ohh yaaaa, she knows all aboot it now

by Freida's Boss February 5, 2010

canadian idol

A spinoff of American Idol that is rigged just like the original but is made much more obvious.

Canadian Idol's telephone lines made me vote for Jenny when I voted for Ryan, again.

by Poo September 3, 2003

canada

America's Hat.

America's Hat does not keep the United States warm because Canada is actually the coldest place in North America.

by crazycyrax March 26, 2009

blame canada

What you should say whenever something goes bad.

Good thing George W. Bush is taking my idea and blaming Canada.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 3, 2005

Canadian

An African Amercian.
A term used in place of "Nigger" when they are close by.

Just look at those canadians posted up out front smokin' Blentz
Jim is such a Canadian

by layout420 December 7, 2006

canadian rudder

The sexual act of being forced to move a girl's arm as she holds one's penis to obtain pleasure due to her inexperience or lack of ability. Also known as the inverted form of a dutch rudder.

I pulled my dick and she said 'I don't know what to do', so I had to perform a Canadian rudder.

by unluckilygettinlucky July 8, 2010