We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

Phrase used to get an annoying person to quit bothering you. If it doesn't work the first time, say it louder and louder until they stop bothering you.

Annoying stepbrother: Lemme play SSBB with you!
Me: Go away kid. I hate you.
Stepbrother: No! I wanna play it!
Me: We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

by Thunder Chunky July 2, 2008

Cantos

An actual known name for Canterbury shorts. Many people have never heard of Cantos before, these people are either deaf or behind the times.

Q. What are you wearing?
A. I'm wearing my Cantos and a t-shirt.

by GabbyD September 13, 2012

Canto Mood

When a Cantonese female storms off without stopping, looking, talking or making any effort.

Pui Yee stormed off with her head down again today, she was clearly in a major Canto mood.

by cantomaster September 20, 2018

Can't stop the flop

When your ball sack continuously grows at an alarming rate and your scrotum becomes uncontrollably saggy. Commonly found in homosexuals.

Man, have you seen Dale?! That guy can't stop the flop!

by ishootturkeysintheface3 May 29, 2018

Literally can't even

A state of absurdity that one "literatlly can't even"... Process, fathom, or deal with.

Donald Trump's presidency is an insult to American intelligence; I literally can't even.

by keepthew!ldw!ld July 10, 2017

cantonment

a city in Florida.
a bad ass gang.
the 'CAN'

Joe: Where you from man
Bill: You already know man i throw up them C's cause im from the 'CAN' Cantonment brah.

by Robby Snitter May 24, 2007

cantonese cupcake

Making love to a woman,then ejaculating in her naval(belly button) and then consuming it like a jello shooter.

Randy is so nasty,last night he did a cantonese cupcake on jenny.

by snatchy Mcsnatcherson July 31, 2009