Craptacle

A spectacle that sucks ass.

It's not worth your time. Trust me.

by Trunks November 16, 2003

crapsicle

1: reffering to frozen dog crap

2: a different way of saying "crap!"

1: "look at that crapsicle on the ground!"

2: "Oh crapsicle! What did I just do to the computer?!"

by Mickeysofine May 20, 2007

crapiola

anything that's a load of crap

Fuck this global warming, climate change bullshit ! It's nothing more than pure scaremongering crapiola !

by Frosty 1 March 22, 2008

craptop

a sad exuse for a laptop

person 1:look at that little laptop its sooo cute
person 2: you mean that craptop

by beasties31 November 25, 2009

Crappily Ever after

Crappily Ever After is kinda like Happily Ever After, except the opposite...

Look at those two, shacking up and all, they are destined to live Crappily Ever After..

by kabLeo2 December 8, 2012

Crap

Urban dictionary.

crap. you heard me.

by fustguy July 10, 2014

shit crap day

A 'shit crap day,' can be defined as a day that would rather be forgotten, but simply cannot be erased from ones memory due to it being both SHIT & CRAP. Therefore the day has been so stained and smeared with shit AND crap, that it's a complete write off. It may as well be flushed right down the toilet....

A person will only ever use this phrase as a result of suffering from mid-sentence Shit-Crap-Day-Turrets. SCDT, is what occurs when a person's brain is struggling to decide upon whether the day has been SHIT or CRAP, and in a momentary fit, blurts out both descriptions simultaneously. SCDT can occur during, or upon reflection of, the shit crap day.

Note: A shit crap day, is even more extreme than having
a, "day that was cray," or commenting that, "that shit (your day) way cray."

"I had such a shit crap day the other day. I opened a packet of snakes alive the other day, and they were all dead." - A common example of a shit crap day.

She listened to Ushers' Album 'Confessions,' and it became apparent that he was indeed singing about their past romp. It was a Shit-crap day, and a shit fight was sure to follow.

Friend 1: I'm pregnant, and Justin Bieber is the father.
Friend 2: What? So, Immaculate Conception is real then. We will have to start going to church now.
Friend 1: And to think, we didn't even sin. What a shit.crap.day.

And then the penny dropped. It was at that moment, that Cheska realised that 'Reality TV,' wasn't reality. It was like a really shit-crap-day legit.

by Renecan June 24, 2012