Monkey Bus 

The mini-bus the the window lickers go in everyday. Usually has helpers inside the sit the retards down, they are known as Monkey Guiders.

Another day passes by, as another Monkey Bus rolls past, with dribble hanging out of window.

Hey!!!! If you don't shut your mouth, you'll be riding the Monkey Bus to work!!!

Monkey Bus by psyco jello September 12, 2006

Gus Bus 

A fictitious "bus" named after Auburn's current head football coach, Gus Malzahn, which that could mean any of the following:

1. The Auburn football team
2. The vehicle carrying the Auburn football team
3. A vehicle carrying a bunch of Auburn football fans
4. A general mood of optimism among Auburn fans

You'd best get on the Gus Bus or you'll get left behind!

Gus Bus by au2013tiger December 30, 2013

move that bus

Hurry up. Just do it. From Extreme Makeover, Home Edition

"Would you take out the trash? Would you please take out the trash? Move that bus, buster!"

move that bus by AllyKay October 17, 2005

Non-refundable Bus Ticket

The act of a man and woman having sex tied to a chair placed at the top of a staircase, and after climax, tipping themselves down the stairs. Often referred to as "buying" a non-refundable bus ticket.

John: "Hey man, how did you get that scar on your leg?"
Paul: "My girlfriend and I decided to try buying a non-refundable bus ticket."
John: "Ouch, dude."

Non-refundable Bus Ticket by CRACKHEAD42 March 7, 2011

window-licking bus 

a bus which takes retards/spacks to work or school

also if you see a dumbass walking by

1. hey look its the window-licking bus
2. hey look at him he looks as if he jus got off the window-licking bus

window-licking bus by Luke Parry & Carl Williams January 25, 2004

nut bus 

The short bus that brings the retards to school.

Hey Billy! Lets throw these spoiled cups of tarter sauce at the nut bus!
Yea! Sounds like fun!

nut bus by Baby Gorilla May 30, 2006

The Beat Bus 

A green minivan with respect worldwide. It is the fastest minivan on our planet with dual sidepipes and two Alpine type R 12"s

bill- "dude i saw the beat bus today"
todd- "fuck man that thing is wild"
bill- "yeah i know, it beat my buddies WRX"

The Beat Bus by SJGFTBB November 20, 2009