Inspired by, of course, Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination. When penetrating a lady friend from behind up the 'wrong'un' (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'Starman') Keep slapping her ass shouting,"Who's the dude?" (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film ' The Big Lebowski'). At the moment of gratification, grab said lady friends hair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, "Rooster Cogburn, Roooster Cogburn" at point of climax (inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'True Grit'). The young lady should now be walking like John Wayne so you penis slap her face and say "Where's your Oscar?".
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by Mr Bute November 14, 2007
Get the The bride mug.Tim Burton's most recent (Sept. 2005) film, in which he employs stop-motion, one of the most arduous processes in film-making. The plot is based on a Jweish-Russian folktale in which betrothed man jokingly recites his wedding vows and places the ring on a stick-life form, which happens to be a dead woman's finger, thus she comes back to life and claims that they are lawfully wedded. Wow I sound so pro... Anyway it's a great film by a mesmerizing genius with fantastic music by Danny Elfman. The characters and their portrayals are wondeful, as well as the storyline. Go see it! It's Tim Burton's!
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Get the Bridgefag mug.Located in Bridgewater, NJ, literally tucked in between neighborhoods/wooded areas and in between interstate 287 north. 1000+ kids. Has stricter than ever assistant principals who literally will call you out for the littlest things like not eating lunch in your assigned cafeteria, evil lunch ladies who hover around your lunch table like every few minutes making sure nobody starts a food fight or the like. Some teachers will not be afraid to bombard you with homework every single night to the point it’s too overwhelming. If you get locked out of the locker room for gym because you were late then too bad too sad because then the gym teachers just are quick to give out zeroes to kids who don’t change. Has nosy gym teachers who hover over you while you are trying to change for gym to make sure you are actually changing. You get assigned to one of the two cafeterias to eat lunch in all year, no switching back and forth or the assistant principals will catch you. On the bright side your two years at this hell hole will include two overnight trips which are actually really fun and way more fun than actual learning. Otherwise it’s two long years you're stuck at this place though it may go by quick until you are free at last at graduation. Then it’s Bridgewater Raritan High School
8th grader: you excited about going to Bridgewater Raritan middle school?
6th grader: I guess you can say so. I’m not ready for the large amounts of homework!
8th grader: It won’t be as bad as you think it is, trust me!
6th grader: *says no more*
6th grader: I guess you can say so. I’m not ready for the large amounts of homework!
8th grader: It won’t be as bad as you think it is, trust me!
6th grader: *says no more*
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I don't think a bandaid is going to help him. I caught in bed with the neighbor and gave him a real Bridget the Midget.
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