redneck baseball

The act of playing home run derby with a toad or frog with a skinny stick (not a baseball bat too easy). Usually pitched by someone else using a shovel.

" Redneck baseball was so fun last night I hit 4 homers."

"When we were playing redneck baseball last time the guts splashed in my face."

by MRW (the inventor of sport) June 7, 2009

Second Base on Defensive Indifference

When a guy and girl are making out and the guy continues to try to cop a feel despite the girl moving his hand away. Eventually she gives in and allows him to reach "second base on defensive indifference."

Guy 1: Last night I got to 2nd base with Sally!

Guy 2: Really?!? She let you touch her boobs?

Guy 1: She didn't want me to. But I was persistent, so she allowed it. I guess I reached second base on defensive indifference.

Guy 2: Sweet.

by PrenticeRedman November 27, 2011

Basement Spartan

1: To be wrapped up in a blanket with two of the corners pinned together so as to create a cloak for the purpose of warmth.

2: The poor man's Snuggie.

"My heater went out so I went Basement Spartan to keep warm."

by Sailor Phantom February 22, 2010

Wet basement

A moldy stinky wet gapping snatch hole

Damn that fuckin sloppy hooker had the meanest wet basement I ever seen.

by Ricky Kasso May 5, 2009

basehit

A basehit is a hit of freebase; or cocaine cooked with water and baking soda smoked out of a crack pipe.

When I get back to "Santa" Im gonna drink a tecate tall can and take a fat basehit. Its gonna be a home run when Im done.

by MaiaA February 17, 2007

Baseball-itis

the definition of a girl crushing,flirting,liking or dating a baseball player in mhs (:

Annex, Itzel, Thaymi, Priscilla, Leslie, Sharon, Gaby, etc...have an extreme case of baseball-itis.

by Baseballlover. March 4, 2009

Base model

The lowest of the low. The least optioned car available. An entry level luxury vehicle for the poor that want to feel wealthy. Examples include Mercedes C class, BMW 1 and 3 series, and the Audi A4.

Base models:
-3 series.
-1 series
-C class
-A line

by Da1truswagmaster August 28, 2013