Ball Pit Mum

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.

I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasn’t doing enough tummy time with my baby.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner May 9, 2019

Ball job

When you suck someone’s balls

“Oi babe u wanna ball job?”

“Ooo yeah babe!!”

by B1 & B2 November 16, 2019

Ball Vents

The holes that occur in your underwear, naturally, over time allowing your balls to get proper air circulation

The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.

My new underwear have no ball vents so my nuts feel like they are on fire.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Ball Sack Ear Wax

A situation where a man don’t shower for a long time and be havin’ mold shit buildin’ up under they Ball Sack that feel like Ear Wax.

I haven’t groomed my junk in so long it’s growin’ Ball Sack Ear Wax.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 17, 2019

Ball hog

Someone who needs the ball no matter what. Up to down by 40 the ball has to be in their hands.

Tristan has 41 points with 2 minutes left up by 30 “I need more points”

“No Tristan you ball hog, no you don’t”

by datbeaver February 16, 2020

Ball flap

The extra skin of ones testis or balls

Hey Jim! Did you see Cathy grab Tony’s ball flap during practice.

by Tiny cat March 30, 2020

Ball Parked

When someone places Ball Park hot dogs on someones face or ass in a suggestive position. Then taking a picture or video and sharing it on social media. The person will usally be passed out from drinking, but it nots nessary to count.

Joe was so drunk last nignt he didn't feel it when I Ball Parked him. I must've put a dozen hot dogs.

After drinking all those shots last night, you guys could've Ball Parked me last night. The only way I would've found out is if I saw it on social media!

by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020