pull an armstrong

To push someone out of the way to accomplish what that person was going to do before that person does it.

I was gonna take the last slice but mark decided to pull an armstrong.

by a box of pandoras' January 30, 2008

Tuck shop lady arms

the effect of a ladies arm fat being squeezing out the end of her sleeves, this can be combated by the loser fitting garments but does not solve the problem.

"OMG, look at those tuck shop lady arms, they look like that lady has 4 legs and no arms"

by monkeyvomit February 2, 2010

Sending out the army

Slang for Masturbation

Hey bitch, get back here so i can start sending out the army!

by Lil Chute June 15, 2010

Jon Jon Armstrong

AKA Father Function, King of Ocean City, NJ, Rides the bench in JV Football, Grandson of Neil Armstrong, Professional Functioner and married to the send. Feh feh feh.

Godduh Wow is that the king of OCNJ Jon Jon Armstrong, he is so Nelk and Godduh.

by matthewgreim October 28, 2021

Army

Group of men who get the credit for what the marines have done. The last time they won anything, it was World War II. They have screwed up everything they have taken part in since then. Thank god for the marines.

The Marines take it, the Army occupies it, the Army loses it, the Marines retake it, the marines occupy it. The war is won, the AMRY secretly says 'Thank gof for the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS'

by Chris April 14, 2006

Salvation Army

A "charity" who have been around for a long time and run stores. They burnt thousands, possibly millions, of Harry Potter toys because of "promoting witchcraft," ruining the christmas of many children. They also think that homosexuals are a disgrace. "The Salvation Army is a global organization dedicated to meeting human needs without discrimination in the name of Jesus Christ. " is a bullshit definition because they -DO- discriminate heavily.

The Salvation Army were meant to give those poor kids a christmas, but instead they lit a bonfire for the homeless.

by Fuck Sally. November 18, 2013

BTS army

BTS' army fandom is one of the most toxic and annoying fandom I ever known: it's ok if someone doesn't like K Pop, it's not the end of the world! You don't have to get offended and attack that person like a six-year-old.

"She's part of BTS army, one of the most toxic fandoms."

"She got offended by the fact that I don't like BTS."

by justspeakingfactsbitch May 12, 2021