St. Anger

(noun) 1. Absolute lowest point.
(adj.) 2. Absolute and utterly stupid.

1. John's St. Anger was his last test.
2. "This is such a St. Anger test!"

by Hayden:D November 1, 2008

Angry Pirate

The act of having sex with your female partner and at the point of ejaculation aim and shoot your sperm in her eye. She will then grab her eye, at which point you kick her in the shin. She will hop around the room holding her eye and shin and screaming like an angry pirate.

Got down and dirty with the missus last night and gave her an angry pirate, she wasn't happy!

by Dickie Brooks October 21, 2007

Angry Red Dragon

Though I'm sure you don't wanna know, an angry dragon is a sexual act performed by those who obviously have had some mental damage at some point in their lives. The "Angry Red Dragon" is spoken about by teenagers in hushed voices, and disgusted tones somewhere in the school yard. Its simply that disgusting, that if you haven't heard of it, you are very lucky.

I know i know...So what is it?

Okay i'll tell you.
Well, when a girl is on her...ahem...menstruation cycle (for all the dumb shits, her periods...) the male in the situation (it is possible he may not be a male) would proceed in sucking (thats right, sucking.) the period from the opening in the vagina from which it exits.

No, i did not make this up. Its real. And if you have done it, please go see a psychologist.

Jimmy Sickfuck: "Hey Jenny, lets have sex!"
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, i can't! I have my period!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Jenny! Lets do the Angry Red Dragon!"
Jenny Slutface: "Whats that?"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Let me show you..."
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, thats amazing! And now my period's only gonna go for one day!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Do you have a straw?"

by Abbey-Bitch July 7, 2010

Anger Jam

Particularly hard wank, usually done to relieve serious stress.

The missus was doing my nut in last night so I locked myself in the garage for a quick anger jam

by Slug Diesel July 23, 2004

Angry Mule

The act of kicking your partner in the face while receiving head.

I got so into it last night I gave did the angry mule, and she bit me.

by 2meninabunk October 23, 2008

AngerPants

The state of madness that is soo extreme, you seem to axcidentally soil your pants

Guy#1 : Omg this is total BS, XBOX LIVE server is down! I AM SOO ANGERPANTS RIGHT NOW, its gross.

Guy# 2 : you sould change your pants, i can see your angerpants mark.

by Zantonious Aquilous August 6, 2009

Angry Sperm

After pleasuring a lady, you take a wizz flushing out the residual sperm which has not entered/splatted on your lady friend.

And their pissed.

I took a pee in that cup u just drank and that salty taste is the Angry Sperm.

by kripttic August 12, 2011