dildo

used to penetrate a girls pussy to cause a hard wet orgasm

oh my god this dildo caused me more pleasure than a real dick

by the big croc September 10, 2020

crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects

She is such a crystal-dildo

by Steinthefool May 23, 2014

Dildo goat

What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.

Sham that Ben guy is such a Dildo goat

by Mr Spunk July 18, 2016

Dildo

A small gray floating man with no mose that gives you money

Example:

Violette: Hey’! Theres a dildo!
Britney: where?!

Violette: in the corner!
Britney: oh i see him!

Violette: lets go get his money!
Britney: hell yeah

by Itsbritneybitch617 April 23, 2018

Dildo

A tool used to make tacos better

I used a dildo to help make tacos faster

by DurkaDurk23145876 January 27, 2021

natural dildo

fuck dick pussy ass sex ovaries sperm cum semen

who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos

by hiraeth.13 April 22, 2021

Dildo

You jam a chunk of plastic in your hole you idiot.

Hym "Women will fuck a dildo and then throw a party with all their friends about it. What are those called? Something-passion party? The pyramid scheme? This is why nobody give a shit about rape."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2024