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New England Blow Job 

The incredible ability most New England girls have to give a fucking great bj, often due to the attention they give your balls beforehand. This is believed to be the result of the Irish influence in New England, because they enjoy this sort of attention.
Abbv: NEBJ
-"Molly gave me a blow job last night"
-"Dude, how was it?"
-"Classic New England Blow Job."
New England Blow Job by E-$$ January 11, 2008
To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation
Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)
Blobjob by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010

90's blow job 

Blowing in an SNES cartridge to fix the game.
Alex: Dude, my majora's mask copy won't work.
Michael: Try giving it a 90's blow job
90's blow job by Akir April 7, 2014

blow job bun 

A very messy bun that a girl can get her hair in in about 3 seconds. Usually not very sturdy and sitting high on the head.

named for the usefulness of such a bun, but can be used to describe the look regardless of reason for it.

shortened to bj bun
- that girl's hair-do looks like it took her less than a second to put up!

- looks like a blow job bun to me!
blow job bun by 30834207 October 5, 2011

Alabama Blow Job

1. Family memeber sucks you dry
2. You cum into a bottle
3. You send the bottle of cum to all the libtards up north.
Christina: Hey Bella do you want to hang out?
Bella: Sorry I’m giving my brother and father an Alabama Blow Job

Kotton Mouth Blow Job

noun; n: a particular fashion of blowjob that requires the blower to be high out of her proverbial mind. She/he must be so high as to have the symptom: kottonmouth, with said kottonmouth he/she must blow the blowie.
brosef: bro, i got me a kotton mouth blow job!
brohan: bro, no way that's dope!

brosef: I KNOW, RIGHT!