The man at the club said, “Watch out hood your girlfriend right, here comes the big dick bandit”
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Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit
by Themanmythlegendbandit December 18, 2023
The newest mainstream meme of 2019. BIG. BAD. BOWERS. The mythological creature assumes the form of an over-tanned boomer who deems itself to be “The Dean of Global Discipline”. Going by the myth;
1. The creature follows you home afterschool.
2. The creature waits.
3. The creature enters at midnight...
4. Steals your vapes.
5. Slides a slip for “Saturday School” underneath your pillow.
1. The creature follows you home afterschool.
2. The creature waits.
3. The creature enters at midnight...
4. Steals your vapes.
5. Slides a slip for “Saturday School” underneath your pillow.
Person 1: “OMG I SAW THE BIG BAD BOWERS TODAY!”
Person 2: “The who?”
Big Bad Bowers: “Good Better Best. Never Let It Rest Until Your Good Is Better And Your Better Is Best!”
Persons 1 & 2: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”
*shits themselves*
Person 2: “The who?”
Big Bad Bowers: “Good Better Best. Never Let It Rest Until Your Good Is Better And Your Better Is Best!”
Persons 1 & 2: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”
*shits themselves*
by Doctor Doomer September 29, 2019
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by J-reezy March 29, 2018
A person, who actually lives for food. S/he has a cute tummy to fill with food, also an awesome taste bud to eat everything. S/he holds a distinctive attitude while showcasing her/his passion for food.
by Biga123 November 23, 2021
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by Ballsaresofatandyummy69 February 04, 2023