Your ignorance is my bliss

Feeling superior or laughing yourself into a coma when other people lack knowledge or are just plain stupid. Coined by Kevin Risk in 2010.

Educated person "I can't stop laughing at how stupid you are. Your ignorance is my bliss"

Green person *tries to clap but misses*

by party.priest April 8, 2010

Your as bad as each other

is a sentence used by parents who can't be arsed to deal with the situation or don't want to take sides, even when there's clearly someone in the right and wrong

Brother 1: "He Broke my Xbox 360 mum!"
Mum: "Why did you do that?"
Brother 2: "Because!"
Mum: "My God your as bad as each other!"
Brother 1: "What the Fuck!"
Mum: "Go to your rooms!"

by Collins965 February 19, 2012

your shit stinks

1. phrase used to let an individual know that they are lying in the extreme and you have an overwhelming sense that they are, in fact, telling a lie or keeping secrets

2. powerful phrase used to intimidate small house pets that tend to defecate and/or urinate freely all over the place or have very potent smelling feces and/or urine; can also be used to intimidate people of low character

1. example-

*Gerrick walks outside*

William: "Do you smell that?"

Gerrick: "Uh... I thought I just had to fart... and I..." :'(

William: "I knew it! I could smell your shit a mile away.
Your shit stinks, fool!"

Gerrick: "I need to go change." :'(

William: "Your shit tells all, so you're right, plus you're older than me. So suck on it!"
"And how dare you step foot on this porch guns hot!"

2. example-

a.
Bobby: Babygirl? Was that you who did this?

Babygirl: *tucks tail in between legs*

Bobby: Your shit stinks! but I ain't pickin' it up...

Babygirl: *runs off*

b.
overly-confident/delusional musician: "I'm tha SHIT!"

honest individual: "Your SHIT stinks, with shit referring to your music and your overall character!"

by TrillWill June 16, 2012

Your brother your mother

this is legit deadass the worstest insult you can use on someone,worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny a tranny say it out loud and every nigga within a 17 feet radius just dies as they hate their brother being their mother

john: your granny a tranny
you: oh yeah well your brother your mother
john: fucking dies

by Big_nigga103 March 19, 2018

Your brother a mother

A term that is worse than your granny a tranny and your sister a mister. It pertains to a man who doesn't have male parts

Tim: ur mom gay
John: ur granny a tranny
Tim: your brother a mother
John (slowly dies inside).

by Lit Drift March 18, 2018

Your weight

When your bro, points out a girl (Commonly referred to as blade or yoke) who is exactly your kind of girl. Not to be confused with actual body weight.

Bro! She is your weight.

by doitinadatsun October 1, 2018

your mummy's bum cunny

your mother's arsehole

I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shit into your mummy's bum cunny.

by tudda dahl October 18, 2008