Your as bad as each other

is a sentence used by parents who can't be arsed to deal with the situation or don't want to take sides, even when there's clearly someone in the right and wrong

Brother 1: "He Broke my Xbox 360 mum!"
Mum: "Why did you do that?"
Brother 2: "Because!"
Mum: "My God your as bad as each other!"
Brother 1: "What the Fuck!"
Mum: "Go to your rooms!"

by Collins965 February 19, 2012

Luis Suarez

An extremely rare animal cross breed of a Great White Shark, Rabbit and Vampire Overlord, who happens to play Football. It is advised that he be approached with extreme caution as he has been known to bite and racially abuse on lookers.

Commentator 1: "And Luis Suarez's goal has been disallowed due to his teeth being offside!"
Commentator 2: "He's not pleased! He's just bitten the ref's ear off!"

by Collins965 July 16, 2014