Definitions by Collins965

Luis Suarez 

An extremely rare animal cross breed of a Great White Shark, Rabbit and Vampire Overlord, who happens to play Football. It is advised that he be approached with extreme caution as he has been known to bite and racially abuse on lookers.

Commentator 1: "And Luis Suarez's goal has been disallowed due to his teeth being offside!"
Commentator 2: "He's not pleased! He's just bitten the ref's ear off!"

Luis Suarez by Collins965 July 16, 2014

Your as bad as each other 

is a sentence used by parents who can't be arsed to deal with the situation or don't want to take sides, even when there's clearly someone in the right and wrong

Brother 1: "He Broke my Xbox 360 mum!"
Mum: "Why did you do that?"
Brother 2: "Because!"
Mum: "My God your as bad as each other!"
Brother 1: "What the Fuck!"
Mum: "Go to your rooms!"

Your as bad as each other by Collins965 February 19, 2012